EFF THIS DIET
by Krissy V.
It feels like Mika is singing about me when I hear his song, except I’m not beautiful … I’m just fat!
When someone asks you to describe yourself, I bet you say, ‘blonde, brunette, tall, short.’ I just say fat.
You can picture me now: blonde, medium height, and fat. I didn’t want to be fat, no one ever does, but I am, and I have to either live with it or do something about it.
Believe me, I have tried to do something about it. I think I’ve spent enough money at ‘Fat Club’ over the last few years that I could have paid for liposuction AND a couple of tummy tucks.
So, enough about me. This is my story, and I hope you enjoy it.